[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[needs_a_hg]

[puts one in his palm]

Just for you.

[needs_a_hg]

Notebook?

[hands one out]

[needs_a_hg]

It's certainly trying. I'd give it points for effort if it weren't singing about how it wants to kill us all.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you are.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I am! Ask anyone. Except Celeste, because it wasn't my fault I got her mixed up with her sister.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I can't really ask anyone you've made out with back home.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll do it with someone here and then you can ask them.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

And what are you going to say? "I need to make out with you to prove to my gay friend that I'm not usually as bad at it as I was the time we did it?"

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yes!

...wait, no!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[laughing]

At least you have a plan.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I will get written testimonials if that is what it takes!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You're really intent on proving this aren't you?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's important.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I guess I could always ask Jubilee...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What? I never kissed Jubilee. She's like Santo with tits.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Wow, you don't remember anything about last night, do you?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You kind of got around.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

There are like. Seven of us. How did I even do that?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Well, you made out with Jubilee and then you made out with me.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

...I was so drunk last night.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . . David lost his powers. M-Day.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

When we got kidnapped and injected with the Legacy Virus, where were we taken?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Uhh . . . what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Is Laurie Collins dead?