[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

Either? Both? Whatever.

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

Aha. Well, you're looking significantly less miserable than everybody else at least.

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

Yep. Apparently I'm a special snowflake.

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

So it was just a regular lack of common sense then.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You're ... god, how do you even say this.

You die.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's the one I'm using.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No jury would ever convict me!

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hey, no worries. Nothing's gonna mess with you now that I'm here.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

So you gonna debrief me on the musical sentinel or what?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[SMUG]

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[the longest pause ever]

I hate time travel.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[waves a hand in the air to indicate the invisible ceiling!wardens]

Theirs.

[romeowned]

[just. going to be pulling his knees up to his chest and mulling that over for a couple minutes]

That's...

I... how does it happen?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It sings, it hates us and it regenerates. If we don't attack it it just sings.

Also we're going to have to play intercept with the civilians; I had two want to play chicken with it because "you're good at fighting these and will protect me!!" People are stupid.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Your wings get ripped off and you won't let us heal it.

Then you got shot. You were trying to tell us there was a Nimrod. We took it down, but...

[he gestures helplessly]

Still dead, you know?

[we-have-a-rogue.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the club. If ya think this is weird, wait till ya meet the Professor and Magneto.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I want to say it does something like destroy space-time continuum. But we're from different universes, so I don't think you have to worry too much about it.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Now that smells like vomit.

[plugs his nose]

[romeowned]

Jesus. I can't-- Even when I thought about it, I didn't think I'd--

[scrubbing at his face] Jesus.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Something a lot more lame.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

At least Julian and I won't have to explain that. Do you remember Mumbai?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Long story short, creepy carnival, comas, and mind control.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

In my defense, I am an X-Man.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

All right, I guess we can go with that.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he comes back after a few minutes and just. Sits down.]

Never doing that again.