[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah. Basically this place dials everything up to eleven, and no-one's immune. Not even you. So we're working on the assumption that if you're acting weird, we tell you, and if you notice someone acting weird you tell them. Unless everyone is acting weird, then it's probably you.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

A third better?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, Professor.

[he seems mostly okay! other than a headache, at least...ah, greater than baseline stamina is a beautiful thing]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

This place isn't really going to turn you into something cool for breaking a rule, otherwise everyone would break them all the time.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. I think that's where the giant dinosaur in a pimp hat came from.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Nope. I guess we're from about the same time period. There's some past tips you should hear, though...Like...Jay's here.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe. It could help you get your head back into it, though.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Course not. That's Anole's job.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Besides, I don't think any of us will be doing that again any time soon.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Why? What's wrong with him?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd say that.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[nodding, nodding, meanwhile his through process is like "HAIR hair hair hair HAIR hair"]

You got hair!

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

["the jubes" = "jujubes" = "i really want candy"]

I could really go for some Jujubes right now.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

So... what're the rules around here, anyway?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

No sex, sugar, umbrellas, or flashlights. The electric slide and Applebee's are banned, too. Also, no Hitler--don't ask, I don't know.

[pussyfortono]

You're lucky you didn't call me that.

[pussyfortono]

Yo, Momfessor!

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . . Seriously.

[mind_over_metal]

Hello, Victor. It seems that I'm having the opportunity to meet more of your friends.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Julian.

[mind_over_metal]

Good morning, Jubilee. We've been joined by some new friends, I see.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I did say you'd get to meet them all.

[mind_over_metal]

....yes. Yes, I do.

[mind_over_metal]

What an absolutely charming atmosphere of paranoia.