[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should try to forget it too, then...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Forget what?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That I...locked you in the closet and nothing else happened at all?

[the worst liar]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Okay. So why?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Why what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Why'd you do it? There has to be some kind of stupid story.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's just...where you passed out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know that. Why was I there?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You wanted to see something. In there.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

In the dark.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[briefly considers trying "surprise! you can see in the dark!" but realizes that's bad even for the worst liar]

Well...it was more...feel than...see.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Oh my God we did not!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

...little bit.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Obviously as you still have thumbs.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[it takes a second for him to make the connection]

--oh. Yeah, you sort of...passed out in the middle of it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

God. This was what he was warning me about.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Probably not this specifically.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, but getting drunk very fast and passing out, he did. This sucks!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sorry.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Doesn't count. We were drunk.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[seems relieved]

Well...at least that explains why you were so bad at it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm awesome when I'm not drunk! Never had a complaint!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you are.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I am! Ask anyone. Except Celeste, because it wasn't my fault I got her mixed up with her sister.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I can't really ask anyone you've made out with back home.