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Julian Keller || Hellion ([personal profile] julienned) wrote2011-10-02 12:29 pm

[October debriefing post!]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't count. We were drunk.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[seems relieved]

Well...at least that explains why you were so bad at it.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm awesome when I'm not drunk! Never had a complaint!

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
I am! Ask anyone. Except Celeste, because it wasn't my fault I got her mixed up with her sister.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
I can't really ask anyone you've made out with back home.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, I'll do it with someone here and then you can ask them.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
And what are you going to say? "I need to make out with you to prove to my gay friend that I'm not usually as bad at it as I was the time we did it?"
Edited 2011-10-03 11:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[laughing]

At least you have a plan.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I will get written testimonials if that is what it takes!

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're really intent on proving this aren't you?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I could always ask Jubilee...

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
What? I never kissed Jubilee. She's like Santo with tits.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you don't remember anything about last night, do you?

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
There are like. Seven of us. How did I even do that?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you made out with Jubilee and then you made out with me.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
...I was so drunk last night.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So not just a little drunk, then?