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[julienned]

[this sure is another mutant pile post]

All right everyone. Some of us have been signed up for this stupid counselling thing. Who has been?

[the whiteboard now has the following:
Barnaby Brooks (Sofia), Amasawe Chitose (Sofia), Lincoln Lee (Sofia), Dante (Jay), Raine Sage (Jay), Takenaka Hanbei (Jay, Julian), Vanessa Nightray (Jay), Hasegawa Taizo (Jay), Annie Sawyer (Julian), Wild Tiger (Julian), Hanna Cross (Santo), Peter Bishop (Santo, Josh) Roxie Richter (Santo), Schuldig (Santo),  Professor Stein (Santo), Nico Robin (Josh), Rakushan (Josh), Klavier Gavin (Josh),  "Earth" (Josh).
with photos of each counselor. NOT CREEPY AT ALL.]

Comments

[drfeelgold]

[ pulling out list and photos ]

Nico Robin, Rakushan, Klavier Gavin, Peter Bishop, and apparently... "Earth".

[fuzzybluebamf]

[sigh]

[gustamove]

Santo's kittens?

[fuzzybluebamf]

[CLASSY EXIT]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

They're named Axe, Bazooka, Machete, Hello, Ladies and Groovy.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[sticks them up]

Earth? Figures you'd get the crazy one.

[gustamove]

I still do not understand how "hello" makes a name.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's Santo.

[drfeelgold]

Having not met any of them yet, I think it's a little early to judge which one of them is going to be "crazy" or not.

Besides, maybe they just had musicians for parents. Who knows.

[gustamove]

...

True.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised they weren't called Extreme, Awesome, Dicksaw, Megadeath, Dude and What the Fuck.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's called deed poll.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[CLASSY RETURN]

[WITH A PICTURE]

[It is a picture of Niche paving Icarus off a roof and Icarus falling on top of Santo]

But this is funny, right?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, that's stupid.

[gustamove]

[ there is a very long pause ]

Dicksaw.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You know, I used to share a room with him.

[gustamove]

Please tell me that you did not talk about dicksaws on a regular basis.

[fuzzybluebamf]

But it's also kind of funny.

[romeowned]

They don't even know us, and we don't know them. A lot of them probably won't even care.

[drfeelgold]

Maybe I'll ask if I ever run into them.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You see them, you let the rest of us know.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's less unfunny than your last effort.

[drfeelgold]

I'll be sure to report any suspicious activity.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'd rather be prepared.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, once was enough.