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[julienned]

[this sure is another mutant pile post]

All right everyone. Some of us have been signed up for this stupid counselling thing. Who has been?

[the whiteboard now has the following:
Barnaby Brooks (Sofia), Amasawe Chitose (Sofia), Lincoln Lee (Sofia), Dante (Jay), Raine Sage (Jay), Takenaka Hanbei (Jay, Julian), Vanessa Nightray (Jay), Hasegawa Taizo (Jay), Annie Sawyer (Julian), Wild Tiger (Julian), Hanna Cross (Santo), Peter Bishop (Santo, Josh) Roxie Richter (Santo), Schuldig (Santo),  Professor Stein (Santo), Nico Robin (Josh), Rakushan (Josh), Klavier Gavin (Josh),  "Earth" (Josh).
with photos of each counselor. NOT CREEPY AT ALL.]

Comments

[gustamove]

Probably...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'd be lying if I said none of us needed it, but I'd rather they hated us then pretended they cared.

[gustamove]

Some of them may actually like to help. Mr. Lee seemed earnest enough about it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

The one with the glasses? I met him the other day.

[gustamove]

... Is there another one?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Turns out we're not the only one with parallel dimension bullshit.

[gustamove]

Well, that is comforting, I... guess?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

[gustamove]

It does not make it any less weird, but!

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What about our lives isn't weird?

[gustamove]

I am sure there is something.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

...coming up blank.

[gustamove]

Santo's kittens?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

They're named Axe, Bazooka, Machete, Hello, Ladies and Groovy.

[gustamove]

I still do not understand how "hello" makes a name.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's Santo.

[gustamove]

...

True.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised they weren't called Extreme, Awesome, Dicksaw, Megadeath, Dude and What the Fuck.

[gustamove]

[ there is a very long pause ]

Dicksaw.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You know, I used to share a room with him.

[gustamove]

Please tell me that you did not talk about dicksaws on a regular basis.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, once was enough.

[gustamove]

Oh, thank God...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

The other times I ignored it.

[gustamove]

[ FACE IN HANDS ]