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[julienned]

[this sure is another mutant pile post]

All right everyone. Some of us have been signed up for this stupid counselling thing. Who has been?

[the whiteboard now has the following:
Barnaby Brooks (Sofia), Amasawe Chitose (Sofia), Lincoln Lee (Sofia), Dante (Jay), Raine Sage (Jay), Takenaka Hanbei (Jay, Julian), Vanessa Nightray (Jay), Hasegawa Taizo (Jay), Annie Sawyer (Julian), Wild Tiger (Julian), Hanna Cross (Santo), Peter Bishop (Santo, Josh) Roxie Richter (Santo), Schuldig (Santo),  Professor Stein (Santo), Nico Robin (Josh), Rakushan (Josh), Klavier Gavin (Josh),  "Earth" (Josh).
with photos of each counselor. NOT CREEPY AT ALL.]

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

[gustamove]

It does not make it any less weird, but!

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What about our lives isn't weird?

[gustamove]

I am sure there is something.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

...coming up blank.

[gustamove]

Santo's kittens?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

They're named Axe, Bazooka, Machete, Hello, Ladies and Groovy.

[gustamove]

I still do not understand how "hello" makes a name.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's Santo.

[gustamove]

...

True.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised they weren't called Extreme, Awesome, Dicksaw, Megadeath, Dude and What the Fuck.

[gustamove]

[ there is a very long pause ]

Dicksaw.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You know, I used to share a room with him.

[gustamove]

Please tell me that you did not talk about dicksaws on a regular basis.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, once was enough.

[gustamove]

Oh, thank God...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

The other times I ignored it.

[gustamove]

[ FACE IN HANDS ]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's Santo.

[gustamove]

[ just sort of mumbles ]

Did I really say dicksaw...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

We're teaching you great English.

[gustamove]

Oh, yes, where would I be without you all as teachers?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Terribly confused.

[gustamove]

Well, obviously.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You needed to know about that.