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[julienned]

[this sure is another mutant pile post]

All right everyone. Some of us have been signed up for this stupid counselling thing. Who has been?

[the whiteboard now has the following:
Barnaby Brooks (Sofia), Amasawe Chitose (Sofia), Lincoln Lee (Sofia), Dante (Jay), Raine Sage (Jay), Takenaka Hanbei (Jay, Julian), Vanessa Nightray (Jay), Hasegawa Taizo (Jay), Annie Sawyer (Julian), Wild Tiger (Julian), Hanna Cross (Santo), Peter Bishop (Santo, Josh) Roxie Richter (Santo), Schuldig (Santo),  Professor Stein (Santo), Nico Robin (Josh), Rakushan (Josh), Klavier Gavin (Josh),  "Earth" (Josh).
with photos of each counselor. NOT CREEPY AT ALL.]

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It sucked.

[fuzzybluebamf]

So I've heard. I'm sorry to say, but that still doesn't mean you can dismember my counselors.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[very flatly.]

You really think I'm that kind of monster?

[fuzzybluebamf]

Do I think you would literally dismember them? No. Do I think you would be very cranky and irritable at them and possibly use threats? Yes. You really need to learn when I'm messing with you, man.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

That's not funny. That's never funny.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[sigh]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[CLASSY EXIT]

[fuzzybluebamf]

[CLASSY RETURN]

[WITH A PICTURE]

[It is a picture of Niche paving Icarus off a roof and Icarus falling on top of Santo]

But this is funny, right?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, that's stupid.

[fuzzybluebamf]

But it's also kind of funny.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's less unfunny than your last effort.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Then it counts as a marginal success and you will need to file a report on how I can improve my tactics.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Don't suggest to telekinetics that they'll dismember someone when they're angry.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Cool. I can do sensitive.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

And people call me an asshole.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I figured this is the best way to get your attention. Being nice about it hasn't helped me so far.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You have it. What do you want?

[fuzzybluebamf]

I want to spend time with my loving cabinmates, isn't that enough?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, you want to be an asshole.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Not even close.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You're doing a really good job of it.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I'm attempting to lighten the mood.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Is that what this is?

[fuzzybluebamf]

Yes. And I did say "attempting" since you're a tough audience.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm not easily impressed.