Forward dated to Sometime After Christmas

[julienned]

[there sure are three mutants in Julian's room. Which is tidy and clean. How can this be?!]

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So you're in?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I'm in.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

We're starting tomorrow, then.

Assuming you can bear to be parted from your cats. You're a crazy cat lady!

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

It's just that Niche thinks they're food.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What?!

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

She... like, wants to eat 'em. So I gotta keep an eye out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

How many do you even have?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

I dunno, like five? Or six...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You can't be serious.

Look, I'll take one. That's just stupid. Cess'll take one too.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[oh thank god]

You will?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that Guthrie's going to snap and kill you one day if we don't. Which two are the least dumb?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

I got the perfect one for you.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Axe. I named him after the body spray 'cause he peed on Guthrie's pillow and I used that to cover up the smell.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Nice try getting rid of the dumb one, but Guthrie's probably attached to that one. I'm taking Machete.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Okay, but you're missing out. Axe is a bamf.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

If you say so, Santo.