[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

Comments

[skinofalizard]

Why'd I even come visit you.

[julienned]

Even with my brain still scrambled I'm a better conversationalist than Foley.

[skinofalizard]

True, but I still can't help thinking that if I wanted abuse I could have just stayed locked in our room.

[julienned]

What, did someone come and bug you?

[skinofalizard]

Well, the Professor came and bugged me, but you know how I am with the arm thing...the abuse was coming from inside the room.

[julienned]

You're up and talking. It's not too bad.

[skinofalizard]

It has been a week.

[julienned]

Yeah, so I heard. Not the point.

[skinofalizard]

So what is your point?

[julienned]

You did good.

[skinofalizard]

[short laugh that implies he doesn't quite believe you]

Yeah, I'll be invited to the Avengers any day now.

[julienned]

They're douchebags. You don't want to join them.

But from what I heard, you stood down some crazy bitch with the Phoenix Force behind her and you punched her square in the face.

[skinofalizard]

After ignoring your orders, losing an arm, and needing a rescue from a guy in a coma. Not exactly my best work.

[julienned]

You punched an omega level telekinetic in the face. That is the most badass thing I've heard.

[skinofalizard]

Then you should ask Santo about the time I took on the Serpent Society by myself.

[julienned]

Is that what happened? He just said that something awesome happened and you were awesome and he was awesome and it was awesome.

I hate that word.

[skinofalizard]

Embarrassing is more like it. I shoved my tongue in Anaconda's eye.

[julienned]

What do eyes taste like?

[skinofalizard]

Fortunately, it was the sticky end, and there are no tastebuds there.

[julienned]

Next time.

[skinofalizard]

Yeah, I'm really eager to do it again.

[julienned]

You could always punch them. That works for you too.

[skinofalizard]

Harder to do when you're pinned down, though.

[julienned]

You'd find a way.

[skinofalizard]

Your confidence in me is overwhelming. Maybe I'll grow a third arm.