CFUW - Ben

[julienned]

 Hey. You played this before?

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[bentherewonthat]

Last time I refused to play at first, but the shepherd was going to flat out kill one of the younger players unless I did.

[julienned]

Shit, there goes that idea.

[bentherewonthat]

Pretty much. We need to beat the game as quickly as possible. The more people act against it, the more deaths there will be-- it's one of those things where it doesn't matter how super powered we are, which is really hard for me to admit, by the way. I love punching my way out of problems. It's kind of my thing.

[julienned]

Yeah, we're superheroes too. Punching bad guys is kind of our thing. If that shepherd shows his face here...

[punches his fist against his hand.]

But until then. Quickest way to end it would be on day three with a sheep win 'cause if the wolves win, I bet anything they'll just sink the damned ship. But it's not like the wolves are gonna just go "Hey! Over here!"

[bentherewonthat]

Yeah. The first day is mostly just blind guessing since there isn't much to go on, but after that we can watch how people vote and talk to each other.

[julienned]

Oh, that makes things so much better. First day we not only have to kill someone, but it's gonna be based on nothing more than "I don't like his face". This is total crap.

[bentherewonthat]

Pretty much. So I hope everyone is paying extra attention to what everyone's doing now even if it is the first day.

[julienned]

We don't even have anything real to work with yet though. There's the idiot intent on getting us all killed and the list guy who doesn't care if we die because we come back, but that doesn't mean they're wolves. That just means they're dumb.

[bentherewonthat]

Bad players can make it more difficult to catch a wolf, even if they're a sheep. We'll have to do something about them.

[julienned]

You mean tell them to pull their damned heads in and stop being dumbasses, right?

[bentherewonthat]

Yeah. Otherwise, if they end up in a clue they're definitely going to be voted out. No one wants a liability in the game.

[julienned]

Thing is, if they're sheep, they're gonna want to go so that they can protect another sheep.

God, this makes my head hurt.

[bentherewonthat]

Tell me about it. But even that line of thinking has problems, 'cause even if a sheep is ousted to save another sheep, it still means the wolves are in the lead. It doesn't help us at all.

[julienned]

I know that! But look at them. They're either wolves who don't want to play or sheep who would do something that dumb to "help".

[shockvalue]

Yeah, I'd rather just fight my way out too. So, we're all dancing to this guy's music and the more we try not to play, the more everyone gets screwed over. Like that Sion guy, who's trying not to play at all. He's going to get us all in trouble.

[bentherewonthat]

Yeah, he's going to be dead weight in this game if he keeps that up.

... Terrible pun unintended.

[shockvalue]

He's got a partner, too. I don't know if they're both thinking that way, but we can't have two of them on the fast track to screwing us over, either. One's bad enough.

[bentherewonthat]

For all we know, they could be wolves too and are only acting that way so no one suspects them.

[shockvalue]

They're going to be a huge danger to all of us. I'm not letting anyone get killed because of them. I'm not.

[bentherewonthat]

We won't let them.

[shockvalue]

So we've already got at least two people we have to watch out for. Have you noticed anybody else that might cause problems?

[bentherewonthat]

The other guy on the team isn't taking things that seriously.

Also is it just me, or is the little blue haired girl really weird?

[shockvalue]

He's kind of a dick anyway, but he is being helpful, for now. I know he doesn't want to die any more than the rest of us, though.

I know, right? She's like Rain Man with tentacles. I don't know what our creepshow host was thinking give that note to her either, unless he hoped she'd be dumb enough to forget about it or something.

[bentherewonthat]

Yeah.

What's with all the fish puns? Is she a hyperactive mermaid with feet?

[shockvalue]

I think it's a speech tic, like with Smurfs. She can make all the puns she wants as long as she keeps helping everyone out.