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Julian Keller || Hellion ([personal profile] julienned) wrote2011-10-02 12:29 pm

[October debriefing post!]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
That is so going to help with them throwing up. You missed beating up a Sentinel, but it came back. Lucky you.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
More ass kicking for us.

[BROF...IST... never miiiind you have no fists]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[grabs some dust and forms it into a shadowy hand and brofists back]

A whole month of it.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[good thing that wasn't awkward at all]

Sweet.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
And Cess wants to kick your ass in a video game.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
What? C'mon, I'm the best button smasher ever.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what, no, I don't do that anymore! That was just a couple times.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
My money's on her. She beat me earlier.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[aw, julian, now you're making him sulk]

Not fair when you guys got all this extra time to practice without me.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll just have to work harder, Santo.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah.

So you gonna debrief me on the musical sentinel or what?

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It sings, it hates us and it regenerates. If we don't attack it it just sings.

Also we're going to have to play intercept with the civilians; I had two want to play chicken with it because "you're good at fighting these and will protect me!!" People are stupid.
Edited 2011-10-03 23:00 (UTC)

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you serious? Man, I don't understand some people.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
People are dumb. Really dumb. Also people will try and say that we're exaggerating about the Sentinel, so be ready to punch them for that.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right we're not exaggerating!

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, l know. Be ready for it, all right?

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Other than that, sex is banned, sugar is banned, some other stuff is banned that I don't care about and stop staring at Guthrie.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[draaags his eyes away from poor, dead Icarus]

--Dude, he's dead, 'scuse me for being surprised to see him.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. Play it cool!

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. Cool. Sure thing.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
So stare at Jubilee's rack, instead.