[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Suuuuure.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

What? C'mon, I'm the best button smasher ever.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You sure do smash them.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hey, what, no, I don't do that anymore! That was just a couple times.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

My money's on her. She beat me earlier.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[aw, julian, now you're making him sulk]

Not fair when you guys got all this extra time to practice without me.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to work harder, Santo.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

So you gonna debrief me on the musical sentinel or what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It sings, it hates us and it regenerates. If we don't attack it it just sings.

Also we're going to have to play intercept with the civilians; I had two want to play chicken with it because "you're good at fighting these and will protect me!!" People are stupid.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? Man, I don't understand some people.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

People are dumb. Really dumb. Also people will try and say that we're exaggerating about the Sentinel, so be ready to punch them for that.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Damn right we're not exaggerating!

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah, l know. Be ready for it, all right?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Other than that, sex is banned, sugar is banned, some other stuff is banned that I don't care about and stop staring at Guthrie.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[draaags his eyes away from poor, dead Icarus]

--Dude, he's dead, 'scuse me for being surprised to see him.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Play it cool!

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Cool. Sure thing.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So stare at Jubilee's rack, instead.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

They're smaller than I remember.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So they'll get bigger later.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

I hope it's soon.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You and me both.