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Julian Keller || Hellion ([personal profile] julienned) wrote2011-10-02 12:29 pm

[October debriefing post!]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was a swamp the last time we were here.

[is maybe enjoying this a bit]

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...

Quit messing with me! I just got here.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, that's not even the weirdest thing you'll see or hear in this place.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The sentinel made up a song about us. That's pretty weird.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Also sometimes people turn into animals.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Like lizards? Or like puppies?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's different for each person. I turned into a lizard...a real lizard.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[hahaha]

What'd you do to get turned into a lizard?

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oblivious]

Aw, man, there are rules here, too?

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh thank god]

So who makes us follow the rules?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you forget the part where you turn into a small animal if you break one?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And the animal you turn into is never awesome, so don't try it.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, just 'cause you turned into a lizard doesn't mean I won't turn into something awesome.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Santo, the best you could hope for is a baby pony.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'd be something cool. Like a puma.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were a puma, you'd be a baby one.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you don't know for sure.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. You may turn into something else.