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[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

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Date: 2011-10-03 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
Did you forget the part where you turn into a small animal if you break one?

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Date: 2011-10-03 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
And the animal you turn into is never awesome, so don't try it.

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Date: 2011-10-03 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
Hey, just 'cause you turned into a lizard doesn't mean I won't turn into something awesome.

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Date: 2011-10-03 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
Santo, the best you could hope for is a baby pony.

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Date: 2011-10-03 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
Nah, I'd be something cool. Like a puma.

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Date: 2011-10-03 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
If you were a puma, you'd be a baby one.

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Date: 2011-10-03 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
Hey, you don't know for sure.

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Date: 2011-10-03 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
You're right. You may turn into something else.

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Date: 2011-10-04 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
Something a lot more lame.

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Date: 2011-10-04 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
This place isn't really going to turn you into something cool for breaking a rule, otherwise everyone would break them all the time.

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Date: 2011-10-04 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
So... what're the rules around here, anyway?

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Date: 2011-10-04 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
No sex, sugar, umbrellas, or flashlights. The electric slide and Applebee's are banned, too. Also, no Hitler--don't ask, I don't know.

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Date: 2011-10-04 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
What the hell? Applebee's is banned? Not cool.

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Date: 2011-10-04 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
It's not like you can break that one...there isn't even an Applebee's here.

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Date: 2011-10-05 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
Knowing I can't go there still pisses me off.

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Date: 2011-10-05 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
Santo, try to stay with me. Even if you could go there, you couldn't go there.

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Date: 2011-10-05 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
No, I got that. But they wouldn't ban something unless they wanted us to get pissed off about it, right?

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Date: 2011-10-05 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com
I don't think so. Otherwise why would they ban Hitler or the Electric Slide?

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Date: 2011-10-05 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com
[he might be kind of mumbling this]

C'mon, the Electric Slide isn't that bad.