[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

It's different for each person. I turned into a lizard...a real lizard.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[hahaha]

What'd you do to get turned into a lizard?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I broke a rule.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[oblivious]

Aw, man, there are rules here, too?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Teachers?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

No. There's no class here.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[oh thank god]

So who makes us follow the rules?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did you forget the part where you turn into a small animal if you break one?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

... Oh. Yeah.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

And the animal you turn into is never awesome, so don't try it.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hey, just 'cause you turned into a lizard doesn't mean I won't turn into something awesome.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Santo, the best you could hope for is a baby pony.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'd be something cool. Like a puma.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

If you were a puma, you'd be a baby one.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hey, you don't know for sure.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You're right. You may turn into something else.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[SMUG]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Something a lot more lame.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

You really suck.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

This place isn't really going to turn you into something cool for breaking a rule, otherwise everyone would break them all the time.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

So... what're the rules around here, anyway?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

No sex, sugar, umbrellas, or flashlights. The electric slide and Applebee's are banned, too. Also, no Hitler--don't ask, I don't know.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Applebee's is banned? Not cool.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

It's not like you can break that one...there isn't even an Applebee's here.