[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

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[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Morning Professor.

[he tries to look alert and not like he really wants to throw up or pass out. ]

[mind_over_metal]

*unlike certain merciless cabinmates of Julian's, Charles's voice, while chipper, is modulated to be rather gentle on the ears*

Good morning, Julian. I heard that there was going to be a meeting about October.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah. Basically this place dials everything up to eleven, and no-one's immune. Not even you. So we're working on the assumption that if you're acting weird, we tell you, and if you notice someone acting weird you tell them. Unless everyone is acting weird, then it's probably you.

[mind_over_metal]

What an absolutely charming atmosphere of paranoia.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

When I first arrived, the first person I saw from home was Miss Frost and she had some kind of mind whammy put on her. You're all very lucky.

[mind_over_metal]

Be sure to drink some the orange juice that Kurt got. What are specific things that have happened here in Octobers past?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he just went green.]

Oh God, I can't even think of that right now. Last year people went into comas and got kidnapped by this creepy guy.

[mind_over_metal]

Then start with water. You need to get hydrated, and you'll eventually need to start replenishing all of the vitamins that you lost. Was this "creepy guy" from inside or outside of camp?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

In a minute, mom. And they were ... both. Someone who worked with the staff here, like the Director's brother or something? I don't know.