[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Now that's a sentence I bet you never thought you'd say.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah...even when he's on our side on Utopia, I kind of expect him to just...start attacking us.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I expect that of all of them now. Makes it easier.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Isn't that depressing.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Aren't most of our conversations, sooner or later?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Some aren't. Like ... whatever happened last night.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

--uh...Julian, about that...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I just, uh...wanted to apologize.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Did you lock me in the closet?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You don't remember?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No? I guess this is why Dr Nemesis said I wasn't allowed to drink.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should try to forget it too, then...

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Forget what?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That I...locked you in the closet and nothing else happened at all?

[the worst liar]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Okay. So why?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Why what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Why'd you do it? There has to be some kind of stupid story.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's just...where you passed out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know that. Why was I there?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You wanted to see something. In there.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

In the dark.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[briefly considers trying "surprise! you can see in the dark!" but realizes that's bad even for the worst liar]

Well...it was more...feel than...see.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Oh my God we did not!