[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

[llllatecomingggg]

. . . You know, I'd say something about me being the leader and all, but.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Nori?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

The one and only. Hey, Vic. What the hell's even going on?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[sigh. i am too hung over to explain this]

You're trapped in an multidimensional summer camp zombie prison called Camp Fuck You Die, just in time for the incredibly dangerous month of October. This is a briefing on what to expect and what to do when disaster strikes.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

So what've I missed?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Basically, always travel in pairs, watch out for creepy carnivals, let us know if anyone starts acting weird, and the Sentinel outside is going to regenerate no matter how often we destroy it.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . . Got it.

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

But he beat you to the order to debrief?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . . Sure.

Hey, Alani. You just get here too?

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Pretty sure I was supposed to meet up with you guys and do the rescue thing, but that's not really looking so likely.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[glorifiedxtra.livejournal.com]

What are your thoughts on all this?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Which part of it? The fact that I'm apparently further along in the past than a lot of you guys or the fact that we're now stuck in some sort of interdimensional limbo in the form of a summer camp.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you came on time, you'd be able to brief people properly.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure, whatever.

What happened to you?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's a hangover. You gonna lecture me about drinking underage?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . .

[just sort of. eyes.]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

...oh God. You're from the past.

What happened on 2 November?

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

. . . David lost his powers. M-Day.

[needs_a_hg]

[whoops]

He did get here first.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Well obviously.

[needs_a_hg]

Notebook?

[hands one out]

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

[takes . . . it . . . carefully.]

Thanks.

[needs_a_hg]

No worries.

You guys arrived just in time, you know.

[notxstatic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for Danger Month or whatever.