Forward dated to Sometime After Christmas

[julienned]

[there sure are three mutants in Julian's room. Which is tidy and clean. How can this be?!]

Comments

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[sitting on julian's bed]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So you got me thinking. We're not really doing anything here. We're all bored and we shouldn't be. There's stuff for us to do so we should do it.

But I'm not wearing a mask.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Stuff like what? —And fine, but you're missing out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

We could start with the gorillas. Make them stop waking people at 5 every morning. From there we'll see what happens.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[heh]

It's not fighting crime, but it's something.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Of course if we see any, we'll stop it.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Think we will?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Of course. There's some real dicks here.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[needs_a_hg]

[tucked up on a chair, looking very pleased]

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[BROUGHT HIS HOCKEY MASK. and some kittens]

[needs_a_hg]

[zomg kittens]

Santo, where did you get all those kittens?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Some alien guy was trying to get rid of 'em. They were stuck out in the snow, so I said I'd take some.

[needs_a_hg]

Some, huh?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Well, five or six... But seriously, it was cold outside.

[needs_a_hg]

Where have you been keeping them?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Mostly on Guthrie's bed.

[needs_a_hg]

[IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE SOCKS]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Hey. You're still on board for this?

[needs_a_hg]

One hundred percent.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Also you're getting a kitten. Santo has six and I think Guthrie is going to kill him.

[needs_a_hg]

I'll have one if you do.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I get the least stupid one.

[needs_a_hg]

I want the cutest one.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You know what he named them, right?