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Julian Keller || Hellion ([personal profile] julienned) wrote2011-12-23 10:35 am

Forward dated to Sometime After Christmas

[there sure are three mutants in Julian's room. Which is tidy and clean. How can this be?!]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
So you got me thinking. We're not really doing anything here. We're all bored and we shouldn't be. There's stuff for us to do so we should do it.

But I'm not wearing a mask.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Stuff like what? —And fine, but you're missing out.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
We could start with the gorillas. Make them stop waking people at 5 every morning. From there we'll see what happens.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[heh]

It's not fighting crime, but it's something.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course if we see any, we'll stop it.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. There's some real dicks here.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
We're starting tomorrow, then.

Assuming you can bear to be parted from your cats. You're a crazy cat lady!

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's just that Niche thinks they're food.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
She... like, wants to eat 'em. So I gotta keep an eye out.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, like five? Or six...

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.

Look, I'll take one. That's just stupid. Cess'll take one too.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that Guthrie's going to snap and kill you one day if we don't. Which two are the least dumb?

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I got the perfect one for you.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Axe. I named him after the body spray 'cause he peed on Guthrie's pillow and I used that to cover up the smell.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try getting rid of the dumb one, but Guthrie's probably attached to that one. I'm taking Machete.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but you're missing out. Axe is a bamf.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so, Santo.