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Julian Keller || Hellion ([personal profile] julienned) wrote2011-12-23 10:35 am

Forward dated to Sometime After Christmas

[there sure are three mutants in Julian's room. Which is tidy and clean. How can this be?!]

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Stuff like what? —And fine, but you're missing out.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
We could start with the gorillas. Make them stop waking people at 5 every morning. From there we'll see what happens.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[heh]

It's not fighting crime, but it's something.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course if we see any, we'll stop it.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. There's some real dicks here.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
We're starting tomorrow, then.

Assuming you can bear to be parted from your cats. You're a crazy cat lady!

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's just that Niche thinks they're food.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
She... like, wants to eat 'em. So I gotta keep an eye out.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, like five? Or six...

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.

Look, I'll take one. That's just stupid. Cess'll take one too.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that Guthrie's going to snap and kill you one day if we don't. Which two are the least dumb?

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I got the perfect one for you.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Axe. I named him after the body spray 'cause he peed on Guthrie's pillow and I used that to cover up the smell.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try getting rid of the dumb one, but Guthrie's probably attached to that one. I'm taking Machete.

[identity profile] myheadxsplode.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but you're missing out. Axe is a bamf.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so, Santo.