I had to check the taken character list to make sure I got them all but here goes:
Brianna: 12 years old and also a lesbian. pass. Jack: Why are you even here.
Karkat: what the fuck.
Alani: kind of cute, but also a dude with boobs. Would still do her. Cessily: dude, she's like my sister. No. Rico: ...seriously, who are you again? Josh: STOP TALKING FOLEY, also no. Jay: no. Jubilee: a dude with boobs. Doing her would mean Wolverine would kill me. Still tempting. Molly: she's ELEVEN you sicko. Sofia: very hot. Would do her in an instant. Victor: that tongue's interesting but no. He's hotter as a girl. Would hit definitely tap girl!Victor.
Mewtwo: what the fuck. that's some weird furry thing.
Schuldig: who are you?
Charles Xavier: oh god what. Erik Lensherr: seriously what. Jean Grey: ...if she was marginally less batshit, then yes. Scott Summers: I would rather die. Wolverine: dude, just because I had a thing for Girlverine doesn't mean it carries across. Hell. No.
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Brianna: 12 years old and also a lesbian. pass.
Jack: Why are you even here.
Karkat: what the fuck.
Alani: kind of cute, but also a dude with boobs. Would still do her.
Cessily: dude, she's like my sister. No.
Rico: ...seriously, who are you again?
Josh: STOP TALKING FOLEY, also no.
Jay: no.
Jubilee: a dude with boobs. Doing her would mean Wolverine would kill me. Still tempting.
Molly: she's ELEVEN you sicko.
Sofia: very hot. Would do her in an instant.
Victor: that tongue's interesting but no. He's hotter as a girl. Would hit definitely tap girl!Victor.
Mewtwo: what the fuck. that's some weird furry thing.
Schuldig: who are you?
Charles Xavier: oh god what.
Erik Lensherr: seriously what.
Jean Grey: ...if she was marginally less batshit, then yes.
Scott Summers: I would rather die.
Wolverine: dude, just because I had a thing for Girlverine doesn't mean it carries across. Hell. No.
Kurt: NO.
Rogue: ...I would die. Still, hot.