[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

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[blowurmind]

[ sad jubilee is sad but also HUMAN & not a mutant hamster anymore. she's coming in & she's gonna sit next to the bed for a couple of seconds before she reaches into her pocket & pulls out some cinnamon gum because she thinks cinnamon suits him. she then slides it under his pillow. but no she's not done yet. she's taking her backpack off & she pulls out an incredibly horribly made teddy bear. but hey it's the thought that counts! & she's setting it next to him on the bed too. she then sits back down & watches him ]

You need to wake up and make fun of the teddy bear I made you.

[julienned]

[I'M SURE HE WILL.]

[blowurmind]

And that gum I gave you? I don't just give gum to anyone.

[julienned]

[obviously as you'd run out of money.]

[blowurmind]

Cinnamon gum suits you too. It's spicy, but it's got its sweet side.

[julienned]

[oh no don't tell everyone.]

[blowurmind]

You'd probably deny it, though! It's cool. I can roll with that.

[julienned]

[IS THIS SOME SECRET WOLVERINE THING??]

[blowurmind]

Your secret's safe with me! [ yes. yes it is. ]

[julienned]

[I DIDN'T EVEN DATE HER, OFFICER.]

[blowurmind]

I promise I won't even blackmail you. [ it's cool. no dating necessary ]

[julienned]

[MY COMATOSE BODY IS READY -- i mean]

[blowurmind]

I wish I had some kind of telepathic powers. I'd get in there and maybe show you some nice things after what Jean did to you.

[julienned]

[i'm pretty sure he wishes he had some too but it's the thought that counts.]

[blowurmind]

I'm pretty sure you'd get a kick out of me in a Sailormoon bootleg outfit.

[julienned]

[yes.]

[blowurmind]

Sailor Jubes says true friends are hard to come by, but sometimes you forget them and take them for granted!

[ does the pose too ]

[julienned]

[the things you miss!]

[blowurmind]

Well, it was really Sailor June. But I think Sailor Jubes is better.

[julienned]

[YOU LIVED AN INTERESTING LIFE SAILOR JUBES.]

[blowurmind]

I think that was the only good part about it. The rest kind of sucked. But I should tell you about Sailor Jubes when you wake up.

[julienned]

[yeah because he's going to ask.]

[blowurmind]

Preeeetty sure you're gonna make fun of me. But I'll find the outfit again somehow and surprise you with it! One day you'll be drinking your gatorade and I'll waltz in and be like, "Sailor Jubes to the rescue!"

[julienned]

[that or fap to it later. maybe both.]

[blowurmind]

[ her cheeriness kind of fades down a bit though ]

. . . I know you can't hear me, but I know you tried your best, dude. You're strong. We all are. Us kids, I mean. We've been through a lot and it's made us who we are.