[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

Comments

[blowurmind]

I wish I had some kind of telepathic powers. I'd get in there and maybe show you some nice things after what Jean did to you.

[julienned]

[i'm pretty sure he wishes he had some too but it's the thought that counts.]

[blowurmind]

I'm pretty sure you'd get a kick out of me in a Sailormoon bootleg outfit.

[julienned]

[yes.]

[blowurmind]

Sailor Jubes says true friends are hard to come by, but sometimes you forget them and take them for granted!

[ does the pose too ]

[julienned]

[the things you miss!]

[blowurmind]

Well, it was really Sailor June. But I think Sailor Jubes is better.

[julienned]

[YOU LIVED AN INTERESTING LIFE SAILOR JUBES.]

[blowurmind]

I think that was the only good part about it. The rest kind of sucked. But I should tell you about Sailor Jubes when you wake up.

[julienned]

[yeah because he's going to ask.]

[blowurmind]

Preeeetty sure you're gonna make fun of me. But I'll find the outfit again somehow and surprise you with it! One day you'll be drinking your gatorade and I'll waltz in and be like, "Sailor Jubes to the rescue!"

[julienned]

[that or fap to it later. maybe both.]

[blowurmind]

[ her cheeriness kind of fades down a bit though ]

. . . I know you can't hear me, but I know you tried your best, dude. You're strong. We all are. Us kids, I mean. We've been through a lot and it's made us who we are.

[julienned]

[UNFORTUNATELY it wasn't enough, ladybro. :(]

[blowurmind]

It's like. Vic got his arm cut off and he's dealing even though it's not something that's easy to deal with. But you have to take what you're given and do what you can. And right now Jean can't do it even though she has to.

[julienned]

[well. he does still have his tongue. he can still masturbate.]

[blowurmind]

I'm afraid of what's gonna happen if she can't control it. Afraid of what we're gonna have to do.

[julienned]

[well it could be worse. we could have quentin quire in camp to take the phoenix force.]

[blowurmind]

I know when it comes time, I'll shove this fear down and deal with it. Because that's what X-men do.

[julienned]

[also because we're awesome.]

[blowurmind]

But we're gonna get through, okay? Together.

[julienned]

[even if we bicker along the way.]

[blowurmind]

And then we'll make plots to replace Josh's vegan soy mushroom cookies with real cookies without him knowing.

[julienned]

[what makes you think they don't anyway]

[blowurmind]

Wait, it might not work. Real cookies taste so much better than vegan soy mushroom platypus cookies.