[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

Comments

[skinofalizard]

"I know how you feel. One time, my cat ran away."

[julienned]

Can cats run away? I thought they were just sitting balls of evil.

[skinofalizard]

Probably they just saunter off to plan something devious.

[julienned]

Sounds likely.

[skinofalizard]

Who knew you were a dog person.

[julienned]

I don't really like dogs either.

[skinofalizard]

How do you feel about lizards?

[julienned]

Never thought about it.

[skinofalizard]

I'm hurt.

[julienned]

You're a mutant, not a lizard. That's like saying Wolfsbane is a dog and Professor McCoy is ... there is no animal I can think of that looks like that.

[skinofalizard]

It's amazing how you always manage to take me seriously.

[julienned]

Every time you're sarcastic, there's always some truth in it.

[skinofalizard]

I promise the only time I call myself a lizard is if I'm taking a shortcut to describe my mutation.

[julienned]

You could go Santo's route and say your mutation is being awesome.

[skinofalizard]

That's not a mutation. I was awesome long before my X-Gene activated.

[julienned]

Modesty definitely isn't part of your mutation.

[skinofalizard]

See, and if I took the self-deprecating route, you'd have said something about that, too.

[julienned]

Now you're catching on.

[skinofalizard]

You bait me, Julian Keller.

[julienned]

I'm a master at it.

[skinofalizard]

There it is.

[julienned]

And now we have come a complete circle.

[skinofalizard]

Not until I ask if you use your TK for it.

[julienned]

No, I don't. But I have tried.

[skinofalizard]

Sorry my mutation's more awesome.