[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

Comments

[julienned]

Modesty definitely isn't part of your mutation.

[skinofalizard]

See, and if I took the self-deprecating route, you'd have said something about that, too.

[julienned]

Now you're catching on.

[skinofalizard]

You bait me, Julian Keller.

[julienned]

I'm a master at it.

[skinofalizard]

There it is.

[julienned]

And now we have come a complete circle.

[skinofalizard]

Not until I ask if you use your TK for it.

[julienned]

No, I don't. But I have tried.

[skinofalizard]

Sorry my mutation's more awesome.

[julienned]

You tell yourself that.

[skinofalizard]

It's the only way I can sleep at night.

[julienned]

Especially given that you're not allowed to jerk off before going to sleep.

[skinofalizard]

What, did you make up a schedule for me?

[julienned]

I figured you had that in hand.

[...beat.]

[awkward.]

[skinofalizard]

Well, not anymore.

[julienned]

You still have ... hands.

I just wouldn't use them for that.

[skinofalizard]

Fortunately I have other options. I guess the tongue's good for something, after all.

[julienned]

[he gives him a sardonic thumbs up with his mangled hand. then he winces a little]

Huh.

[skinofalizard]

You okay?

[julienned]

I'm going to have to get this fixed.

[skinofalizard]

Probably a good idea. Maybe Iron Man could do it for you, if he's still around.

[julienned]

His name's come up a few times.

[skinofalizard]

Play your cards right and he might even add a laser for you.

[julienned]

What would I do with a laser? I can do that with my powers already.