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[julienned]

 [this is for all of your "yelling at Julian Keller for getting stabbed with a machete by a twelve year old girl" threads]

[aka he is in Bruce's hobo shack with like medical equipment and stuff hanging off him and really wants to be elsewhere. And that's before anyone else comes and yells at him!]

Comments

[needs_a_hg]

[it is telling that when Julian goes missing, "places where medicine is" are always at the top of the list.]

Ohmigod Julian!

[julienned]

[its funny because it's true]

[he waves and then winces. God I hope someone cleaned the blood out of hs prosthetic.]

Hey.

[needs_a_hg]

[don't worry his prosthetic will be beautiful by the time she's finished with it.]

[but right now just coming over and taking his "hand" ew gross blood.]

Oh, Julian. What happened?

[julienned]

Did you just "oh Julian" me?

[needs_a_hg]

Did you just avoid answering my question?

[noteworthy]

[it's just the person you wanted to visit! tentatively approaches, carrying a handmade Get Well card]

... Hellion?

[julienned]

Oh look. You got what you wanted. Happy?

[noteworthy]

W-what?! I didn't want this!

[julienned]

Didn't you?

[skinofalizard]

[what Cess said. It really isn't ok that you're here more than you're at the cabin you know.]

So, what, Cess is back and you figured we needed a new disaster?

[julienned]

[at least he's out of his room! It's a start!]

What's that supposed to mean?

[skinofalizard]

It means "what happened?"

[julienned]

I got stabbed with a machete.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[should I even be surprised]

...Dude.

[julienned]

[not really, no]

You should have seen it with the pen.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I am going to get you a suit of armor. Actually no, a non-metal suit or armor. And you are going to wear it all the time.

[julienned]

Someone would find a way to explode me. From inside.

[blowurmind]

Julian!

[julienned]

That's me.

[blowurmind]

What the hell happened?!

[julienned]

I got stabbed.

[mind_over_metal]

*rollin' on in*

[julienned]

[he is a miserable drugged unhappy teenager who has problems breathing, nothing new here]

Hey.

[mind_over_metal]

On a scale of one to ten, with one being "fine," three being "moderate discomfort" and ten being "the worst that you've ever experienced," how is your pain level right now?

[julienned]

Six.