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[julienned]

 [this is for all of your "yelling at Julian Keller for getting stabbed with a machete by a twelve year old girl" threads]

[aka he is in Bruce's hobo shack with like medical equipment and stuff hanging off him and really wants to be elsewhere. And that's before anyone else comes and yells at him!]

Comments

[skinofalizard]

It means "what happened?"

[julienned]

I got stabbed with a machete.

[skinofalizard]

...by who?

[julienned]

The Breeze.

[skinofalizard]

[of all the answers he was expecting, that was...not one of them]

I...why?

[julienned]

I don't know why she didn't drop it.

[skinofalizard]

Drop what? Tell me what happened so I know if I need to go beat up a twelve year old girl.

[julienned]

We had an argument, she wanted to fight --

[breathes]

-- and then ran me through with the machete.

[skinofalizard]

...

[is seriously considering beating up a twelve year old girl]

[julienned]

[bad end, victor!]

Then I bent it in half. The machete, I mean. So if its straight, Magneto's helping her.

[skinofalizard]

[nope, think i'm gonna do it]

It's not like I'd be surprised by that.

[julienned]

[he laughs a little, bitterly, before stopping with a wince]

Me neither. Though I just wanted her to not stab me again with it at the time.

[skinofalizard]

That's a pretty reasonable desire, I'd say.

[julienned]

Yeah. Can't recommend this. It sucks.

[skinofalizard]

Got it. The arrow to the stomach was bad enough.

[julienned]

I told him I could leave. I can take care of my own stuff.

[skinofalizard]

It might not be a bad idea to stay here a little bit longer...

[julienned]

I hate being here.

[skinofalizard]

Yeah, I don't blame you. Well, I'm not going to stop you if you want to leave, but just be careful.

[julienned]

What, think I could get into a fight on the way back?

[skinofalizard]

No, but I think you could rip open the stitches trying to move around too much.

[julienned]

It'd be worth it.

[skinofalizard]

[just gonna stare at you like you were Santo for that]

[julienned]

I mean it.

[skinofalizard]

Because then you'll end up in the hospital instead, and this time Cess will stand watch over you like you're the one in a bucket.