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[julienned]

 [this is for all of your "yelling at Julian Keller for getting stabbed with a machete by a twelve year old girl" threads]

[aka he is in Bruce's hobo shack with like medical equipment and stuff hanging off him and really wants to be elsewhere. And that's before anyone else comes and yells at him!]

Comments

[blowurmind]

Who did it?

[julienned]

The Breeze.

[blowurmind]

What?! Why?!

[julienned]

She's crazy?

[blowurmind]

Why the hell would she just attack you like that for no reason?

[julienned]

She wanted to fight. I don't say no. She stabs me. Not that hard.

[blowurmind]

Why would she want to fight you?!

[julienned]

I don't know. She said some crap, I said some back, she flips the hell out and wants to throw down.

[blowurmind]

Dude, doesn't matter what was said, she can't go stabbing you willy nilly!

[julienned]

Do I look like I'm disagreeing? This sucks.

[blowurmind]

Geez, I'm gonna talk with her. But are you alright?

[julienned]

I'm going to be.

[blowurmind]

You're just . . . not allowed to die, okay?

[julienned]

I wouldn't be enough of an asshole to die the day after Decimation.

[blowurmind]

Good. Just don't.

[julienned]

Chill, okay. I'm not going to.

[blowurmind]

[ leannning her forehead against your shoulder ]

[julienned]

You were really worried about that?

[blowurmind]

I don't want anyone to die.

[julienned]

Yeah. It doesn't really matter if they'll come back.

[blowurmind]

Exactly.

[julienned]

So don't worry. Not going to die.

[blowurmind]

Good. I kinda like you, you big lug.

[julienned]

You'd better like me.

[blowurmind]

I just said I did!