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[julienned]

 [this is for all of your "yelling at Julian Keller for getting stabbed with a machete by a twelve year old girl" threads]

[aka he is in Bruce's hobo shack with like medical equipment and stuff hanging off him and really wants to be elsewhere. And that's before anyone else comes and yells at him!]

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[fuzzybluebamf]

Which would be hard to dodge.

[julienned]

It was. That's why I'm stuck here for at least a week.

[fuzzybluebamf]

...Then, you know, rest up and get better.

[julienned]

I'm not sick.

[fuzzybluebamf]

But you were totally stabbed.

It's okay, I'll make you food! Just sit and don't do anything.

[julienned]

I can't do anything. But don't let Cess cook.

[fuzzybluebamf]

I am perfectly capable of cooking, I'll have you know.

[julienned]

I didn't say you couldn't.

[fuzzybluebamf]

Then I can personally take charge of your meals. And Cess won't have to cook.

[julienned]

I didn't mean me! I meant everyone else.

[fuzzybluebamf]

[sorry bro did you say something I stopped paying attention]

Shhhhh it's okay, I'll take care of everything.

[julienned]

Oh God. Why.