[October debriefing post!]

[julienned]

[Over the dulcet tones of the Barney wearing sentinel singing about how it hates them  even more now that they crushed everything twice, we have a bunch of very sorry mutants who perhaps shouldn't have drunk half as much as they did.  This does not stop Julian doing as he planned, even if he too looks like he really should have drunk less.]

All right, everyone sit down, shut up and try not to throw up on each other.  You need to pay attention to this.

Comments

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Hey, Vic.

[just gonna come and sit next to you, all casual]

What's up?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[hung over. giving Santo the exact same speech he gave Nori]

You're trapped in an multidimensional summer camp zombie prison called Camp Fuck You Die, just in time for the incredibly dangerous month of October. This is a briefing on what to expect and what to do when disaster strikes.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Summer camp? Lame! Zombie prison sounds kinda cool though.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you don't eat the soup on Tuesday.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

You gonna tell me why?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Ever see Soylent Green?

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Soylent Green is people! That movie was awesome.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

It's less awesome when your soup is staring at you.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's freakin' gross.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's why I was warning you.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Vic.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

No problem.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

So how long've you been stuck here?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I've only been here a month, but...this is my second time here.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Dude, I just saw you at home. This time travel shit messes with my head.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's not the half of it. Almost everyone is from a different point. And...Jay's here.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Guthrie's here?

[gonna find him and stare really obviously]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Yes, and don't even think about it. He doesn't know about what went down back home yet...he's from right after M-Day. Julian's going to tell him, so don't say anything until he does.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

Right after M-Day? So he doesn't know... like, anything.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. So try not to stare.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

[but not staring is so harrrd]

Okay, okay. Damn, that's weird, though.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

It gets weirder. This is actually your second time here, too.

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

What?! No way! I know my memory's not the greatest but I'd definitely remember getting stuck in a zombie prison farm camp thing.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Well, it was a swamp the last time we were here.

[is maybe enjoying this a bit]

[myheadxsplode.livejournal.com]

...

Quit messing with me! I just got here.