[IC: Forward dated to Saturday 19 May]

[julienned]

[YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN HERE. it's a comatose teenager hooked up to a bunch of machines.

it's really boring.] 

Comments

[julienned]

What I always wanted: a crazy redhead trying to get me to join her by mindfucking me so bad I forgot my own name.

[skinofalizard]

Weren't you just saying before this happened that crazy ladies were more fun?

[julienned]

Sofia level crazy, not destroy the world crazy.

[skinofalizard]

Maybe you should be more specific, next time.

[julienned]

She is like Polaris level crazy.

[skinofalizard]

I don't know, Polaris seemed pretty stable when she was here.

[julienned]

Yeah, and the alternate version Summers isn't a raging prick 100% of the time and Ms Grey is a petulant kid.

Also Professor Xavier and Magneto had better not be screwing in our universe because gross.

[skinofalizard]

Well, I can promise it isn't in their file.

[julienned]

It would be heaps weirder if it was. They're old.

[skinofalizard]

If I was more optimistic, I'd point out that we will be too one day.

[julienned]

Don't get too eager.

[skinofalizard]

To be old? I'm not.

[julienned]

Maybe part of your mutation'll be that you hit a point and then your cells just regenerate a lot.

[skinofalizard]

Maybe. At the very least, I doubt scales wrinkle.

[julienned]

It's not like you need to shave either. You might have lucked out in the mutation stakes.

[skinofalizard]

I think that every time I look in the mirror.

[julienned]

If anyone's giving you shit about that, you tell one of us.

[skinofalizard]

Just me.

[julienned]

I can still punch you.

[skinofalizard]

And after you protected me from the Phoenix even though you were in a coma and everything. I'm hurt.

[julienned]

That was real?

[skinofalizard]

It was. Thanks for it, by the way.

[julienned]

No problem. Clearly I'm so much of a badass that even a coma can't keep me out.

[skinofalizard]

Or maybe my screams were so girly that you were trying to mute them.

[julienned]

Wouldn't I have put the barrier up over me, in that case?